The rules of this trip require all guests to leave such effects with the proprieter as will constitute a sureity against damage or loss caused by excessive ejoyment of our
PLEASURES & PASTIMES. To reduce the incidents of claims made on such effects the management would suggest the following precautions:
- Do not swing from the chandeliers or jump out of the galleries
- Do not lay hands on the female staff without warning
- Do not disturb guests in the pursuit of their natural pleasures
- Do not make water other than in the place provided
- Do not throw any drinking vessel, either full or empty
- Do not indulge in political or religious discussions
- Do not beg, borrow from, or otherwise importune other guests
- Do not settle questions of honor on the premises
- Do not assult the musicians
- Do not give offense questioning the sanity, legitimacy, potency, or virility of elderly guests
- It is considered especially ill advised to introduce either ferocious animals or well-known belicose pranksters
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