The Rules Of This Trip - HEED WELL!

The rules of this trip require all guests to leave such effects with the proprieter as will constitute a sureity against damage or loss caused by excessive ejoyment of our PLEASURES & PASTIMES.  To reduce the incidents of claims made on such effects the management would suggest the following precautions:

1. Do not swing from the chandeliers or jump out of the galleries
2. Do not lay hands on the female staff without warning
3. Do not disturb guests in the pursuit of their natural pleasures
4. Do not make water other than in the place provided
5. Do not throw any drinking vessel, either full or empty
6. Do not indulge in political or religious discussions
7. Do not beg, borrow from, or otherwise importune other guests
8. Do not settle questions of honor on the premises
9. Do not assult the musicians
10. Do not give offense questioning the sanity, legitimacy, potency, or virility of elderly guests
11. It is considered especially ill advised to introduce either ferocious animals or well-known belicose pranksters

Three good articles on planning

I found three good articles on how to work the travel business to your advantage.  The first is a guide on how to have a stress-free vacation from start to finish.  It's common sense stuff we know but should review.  The next bills itsself as the ultimate travel hacking guide.  Here's what we should study because there are plenty of great ideas in here.  The next is for excrement and giggles and its on how to fly first class without paying for it.  It would be nice to get an upgarde on one of the flights but I don't see it happening. 

I have sent out some invitations for other authors to join this blog.  I plan on making anyone who is going with us an author so this will be a team effort.  Please email me at conductormtm@gmail.com so you can be added and we can count you as going on this trip.  Let me know even if you are just interested in going but are unsure.  We probably won't make flight reservations until January at the earliest so you have time to decide.